What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 05:54

No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Can we state Alia Bhatt as the most versatile actress in Bollywood now?
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What are some downsides to living in Newfoundland and Labrador (besides the weather)?
Freaks and Cheeks
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
In what ways does Islam oppress women?
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
When writing a novel, how can a character be developed well, but QUICKLY?
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What are the most outrageous violations of restaurant buffet etiquette have you seen?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
4 Nutrients You Should Be Eating to Help Lower Dementia Risk, According to a New Study - EatingWell
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hunter Dobbins Has Last Laugh In War Of Words With Yankees - NESN
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?