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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 05:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

Can we state Alia Bhatt as the most versatile actress in Bollywood now?

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I have been married for 34 years, and I found out my wife lied, and cheated a lot back before we got married. Does she not change, or is it possible she is still a cheater?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are some downsides to living in Newfoundland and Labrador (besides the weather)?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

In what ways does Islam oppress women?

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

When writing a novel, how can a character be developed well, but QUICKLY?

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

James Webb telescope discovers 'a new kind of climate' on Pluto, unlike anything else in our solar system - Live Science

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are the most outrageous violations of restaurant buffet etiquette have you seen?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

4 Nutrients You Should Be Eating to Help Lower Dementia Risk, According to a New Study - EatingWell

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hunter Dobbins Has Last Laugh In War Of Words With Yankees - NESN

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?